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The Haven

Magnet Fishing — Who Wants to Catch a Fish Anyway?

I believe I was about twelve when I lost interest in fishing, and it wasn’t because it had become apparent by then that fish didn’t have…

4 min readMar 26, 2022

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

Ferret Legging — You Can Lose More than Your Dignity

If polo is called the sport of kings, then ferret legging should be called the sport of eunuchs. Should be, but it’s not. Eunuchs would…

5 min readMar 12, 2022

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

Brain Wars — The Gender Variations

By now, most of us have likely noticed that there are significant differences in the way the brains of men and women work. Or don’t work…

4 min readMar 6, 2022

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Brain Wars — The Gender Variations

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

The Great Viking Makeover

I am a Viking

4 min readFeb 26, 2022

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The Great Viking Makeover

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

We’re All a Little Bananas Here

As if this year hasn’t been disturbing enough

5 min readFeb 21, 2022

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

Where Are All the Aliens?

The renowned physicist Enrico Fermi posed this question in 1950, following his premise that because the galaxy is very old and very large…

4 min readFeb 17, 2022

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Where Are All the Aliens?

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Bob Lorentson
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The Haven

Greatest Hits of the Enlightenment

Not since ancient Greece had deep thinking been this popular and produced so few casualties.

4 min readFeb 14, 2022

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Greatest Hits of the Enlightenment

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Bob Lorentson
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The Washington Boast

Beavers vs the Army Corps of Engineers

Do not underestimate Army engineers, as they fear neither beavers nor permits.

4 min readFeb 5, 2022

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Beavers vs the Army Corps of Engineers

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Bob Lorentson

Bob Lorentson

Bob Lorentson is an environmental scientist, humor writer, and serious technophobe. When not writing, he can usually be found running from the 21st century.

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