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Bob Lorentson

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Magnet Fishing — Who Wants to Catch a Fish Anyway?

I believe I was about twelve when I lost interest in fishing, and it wasn’t because it had become apparent by then that fish didn’t have…

Mar 26, 2022

Magnet Fishing — Who Wants to Catch a Fish Anyway?

Mar 26, 2022

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Ferret Legging — You Can Lose More than Your Dignity

If polo is called the sport of kings, then ferret legging should be called the sport of eunuchs. Should be, but it’s not. Eunuchs would…

Mar 12, 2022

Ferret Legging — You Can Lose More than Your Dignity

Mar 12, 2022

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The Haven

Brain Wars — The Gender Variations

By now, most of us have likely noticed that there are significant differences in the way the brains of men and women work. Or don’t work…

Mar 6, 2022

Brain Wars — The Gender Variations

Mar 6, 2022

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The Haven

The Great Viking Makeover

I am a Viking

Feb 26, 2022

The Great Viking Makeover

Feb 26, 2022

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The Haven

We’re All a Little Bananas Here

As if this year hasn’t been disturbing enough

Feb 21, 2022

We’re All a Little Bananas Here

Feb 21, 2022

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The Haven

Where Are All the Aliens?

The renowned physicist Enrico Fermi posed this question in 1950, following his premise that because the galaxy is very old and very large…

Feb 17, 2022

Where Are All the Aliens?

Feb 17, 2022

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The Haven

Greatest Hits of the Enlightenment

Not since ancient Greece had deep thinking been this popular and produced so few casualties.

Feb 14, 2022

Greatest Hits of the Enlightenment

Feb 14, 2022

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The Washington Boast

Beavers vs the Army Corps of Engineers

Do not underestimate Army engineers, as they fear neither beavers nor permits.

Feb 5, 2022

Beavers vs the Army Corps of Engineers

Feb 5, 2022

Bob Lorentson

Bob Lorentson

Bob Lorentson is an environmental scientist, humor writer, and serious technophobe. When not writing, he can usually be found running from the 21st century.

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